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STEP 1
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(When asked to enter a four digit extension, enter 5004 for the April Edition of the Directory - or 5003 for the March Edition) this costs 15.32p / min from BT and lasts just under four minutes.
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At the end of the message, you will be given your user name and password - please write them down carefully.

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Total call costs under 60p !

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Royal wedding kate william balcony blow job
Royal BJ
Somehow I am guessing this Royal Wedding photograph might
not end up as one of the offical ones.
 RoyalweddingBJ.jpg



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Calls from mobile phones and call boxes are likely to cost more. You must be over 18 to use this service and have the bill-payer's permission to make the call.
Our usual rate is a three or four minute call at £1.03 / per minute - but as a special promotion to encourage new members to try us - and to
thank current members from staying with us - we have slashed prices by using a cheapo 15.32p number. We will make it VERY clear when the number
changes back to our usual rate - in the meantime, enjoy some discounted naughtyness with us.

As the call lasts UNDER four minutes, even though the call cost is slightly over 15p a minute, the total call costwill still cost you under 60p when called
from a regular BT or Virgin Media fixed line (or other service charging the usual BT rate). Other carriers (especially mobiles) may well charge more.

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Sorry about the silly fractions of pennies extra on the 15p line and the extra 3p, but this is the true VAT increase with nothing else added on. Sadly we cannot "absorb" the cost because it is not upto us - BT and most others are now charging you the extra 2.5% so we have to warn you. Frankly as the call still lasts under 4 minutes, it should still cost you under 60p if called from a regualr BT line especially if you hang up once ou have been given the username and password the first time in stead of waiting for it to be repeated.


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We do not promote or condone any illegal service.


Royal wedding blow job photograph is belived to be genuine but no claim is made that
our 2nd in line to the throne is in fact getting a BJ from kate

Sure LOOKS that way though.