I am aware that neither the premier phone line number
or joining by credit/debit card options are ideal for everyone so I also have
postal option for subscribing to HGMagazine and the
Harmless Games UK Escort and Massage Parlour Directory.

You can subscribe to Harmless Games for three months,
at a reduced charge, by sending your remittance via the postal service.

Put simply you send your payment and you will be issued a username
and password that are good for the current issue of HGMagazine plus the
following two months' issues and at least three months' access to the
Harmless Games UK Escort and Massage Parlour Directory.

Your access details can be sent to your e-mail address, to a postal address or
if you have a mobile phone with SMS messaging (text messages) I am happy
to send the details to that.

This way you don't have to give out your credit card details
or call a £1.50 a minute phone number.
In fact if you have SMS messaging you don't need to give your name or e-mail
address though if you do they will be kept completely confidential.

I aim to supply your details on the same day as receiving your remittance
but if you don't hear from me within three days please contact me.

To use postal subscription please click here,
complete the short form and send to the address given.

Any information you send such as an e-mail address or mobile phone number
is kept completely confidential for a few days and then deleted.
You will not be contacted for any reason other than you requesting this.

Please note that HGMagazine is only available online
i.e. there is no hardcopy magazine that can be sent to you.

  Or visitors based in Mainland Great Britain can
gain access via a premier phone line.
Please click here for details.